Necrophiliac No More
Hey! You there. The one with the corpse. Look around. Do you see anyone else spending their time with dead weight? Of course not. There's a reason for that. Put a corpse in a button down and some H&M jeans and they look just like every other guy or girl on the street, nevermind that smell of decomposition (you get used to that after awhile). It can be really hard to tell a corpse from their more alive and odiphorous counterpart. They're hiding in plain sight. That's why so many people start exciting new relationships, get past the honeymoon phase, and realize "oh crap, my baby isn't just a little stiff, this is freaking rigor mortis." It happens to the best of us. Heck, I'm a recovering necrophiliac myself. But, you can save yourself from years of picking up the pieces...lit...