Epitaph Epinephrine
Spoiler alert...we're all going to die. Don't be mad that I told you. The ending isn't so great anyway. I mean, it really depends on how much you liked the show, because as we know, everyone's a critic. I don't plan on going out without getting the last word though, not that I'm competitive or anything. But...why under earth would I chance some creatively comatose entity scratching their blather into my final resting place? Have you seen the words people leave as final turn-of-phrase for the recently deceased? I'm crossing myself and I'm not even Catholic. Who writes those epitaphs anyway? What they need is a shot of epinephrine. Not the people. The epitaphs. So, I have taken it upon myself to write my own epitaph. And forget the stone, I want it displayed on one of those digi...